WARNING: This house may cause uncontrollable swooning, spontaneous dinner party planning, and an irresistible urge to quit your job and become a full-time poolside philosopher. We've leased more Eichler Homes than anyone, but this Fairhaven Eichler? It's the one that made us want to ghost our own landlords. Seriously, if you could marry architecture, this roofline would already have our last name (and a very expensive ring). What makes this place criminally cool: **That Philippine mahogany though – Original wood so gorgeous it practically has its own Instagram account **Rooms with personality disorders – Kitchen feels like a cozy coffee date, living room thinks it's hosting the Oscars **The office – Modest square footage, maximum "I'm basically a CEO now" vibes thanks to those sky-high ceilings **Natural light so good it puts ring lights to shame (your Zoom calls will thank you) **Ductless AC throughout because sweating is so last century P**aid-for solar – Mother Earth approves, your wallet rejoices **EV-ready garage for when you inevitably buy that Tesla to match the house **Corner lot = more space for your future garden parties and minimal awkward neighbor encounters Pool situation that screams "cancel all your weekend plans, we're floating" This isn't just a house – it's a lifestyle upgrade, a conversation starter, and quite possibly the reason you'll never want to leave home again. Side effects may include: increased happiness, spontaneous entertaining, and friends who suddenly want to visit "for no reason."